Sailing from Island to Island in the Bahamas was a dream come true for the Walker family. At one of the many stops five year old Paula asked her father " What was the name of the last Island we visited?" Her father, busy with sailing the boat , " I'm not sure dear, is it important?" " Maybe" , said Paula, " I'm thinking it might be. " Why do you think so?" , asked her dad. " Because that's where mommy got left behind!"
A recreational boater, a tugboat crewman, and an old salt sailor went into a bar and each ordered a beer. Each found a fly in their beer. (It must have been the special of the day). The recreational boater looked in his beer and said, "hey bartender I have a fly in my beer. Give me another beer." The tugboat crewman looked in his beer, found the fly, reached in an picked it out and continued drinking. The old salt sailor looked in his beer, saw the fly, grabbed it by the wings, shook it over the glass and yelled, "Spit it out, Spit it out!"
